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Post by eaglerider on May 29, 2012 17:59:39 GMT -6
;D ;D Maybe this will bring a chuckle or two: I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man ... and then my dog bit me." "So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole thing! But, enough about me, how are you doing today?"
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Post by Blaine on May 29, 2012 18:48:05 GMT -6
That's hilarious!!! ;D ;D
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Post by Jet⚡Black on May 30, 2012 13:50:19 GMT -6
Nice one, where are you finding all these clean jokes? Sadly I can't contribute
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Post by eaglerider on May 30, 2012 14:40:52 GMT -6
That one was sent to me from a trike group I am on. Gotta keep it clean....we have some young-uns on this forum, and we want to keep it family oriented.
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Post by sellincars99 on May 30, 2012 21:13:52 GMT -6
Hi folks, new to site how do I post a pic to my profile?
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Post by wanchesenative on Jun 1, 2012 19:41:44 GMT -6
go to your profile, click "modify profile," then choose an avatar.
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Post by dearslayer on Sept 24, 2012 15:12:14 GMT -6
BWAAA HA HA HA
now THATS a keeper !
thnx man.
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Post by dearslayer on Sept 24, 2012 17:03:52 GMT -6
i musta really needed the laugh cuz im still chuckling ,,
this strikes me as soooo funny on more than one level.
this first chuckle came at seeing this bully biker melt into a huggy bear as soon as he saw he made the guy CRY
maybe the biker isnt so bully after all ? ah ha ha ha like a tootsie pop , all hard on the outside, and a softy on the inside.
i mean the biker went from abusive to repentance at the drop of a tear ! (a good thing imho /-)
then of course the surprise "dont ya hate it when you end up biting your own bottom' ending.
AWWWW HA HA HAHAHA !
some lessons in that story to be sure !
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